Internet Couple Calls It Quits After Seven Year Cyber Marriage

Internet Couple Calls It Quits After Seven Year Cyber Marriage

Audrey Cybercam, a native of West Virginia, reportedly asked her cyber husband of seven years, RideThisTexasCowboy, for a divorce after living together as husband and wife in the same internet chat room for a little over seven years. Audrey and Ride had never seen each other face to face during their entire marriage.

The couple stated they first met each other playing Yahoo Pool over the internet one lonely night. Their relationship blossomed from a simple Yahoo games friendship into a full blown instant-messaging and email based romance.

The partnership reached a milestone when RideThisTexasCowboy, basking in the afterglow of a particularly intense IM rendezvous, popped the question to Audrey via an animated email greeting card. "I decided we should take the next step", said Ride, "so I knelt right there on the carpet, reached up and pressed the enter key, and hoped she'd say yes."

Audrey was thrilled and told Ride she would be his cyber bride. The two said they had a lovely ceremony performed in the chat room by one of the room regulars, a gentleman who went by the moniker of "BrotherLove" and claimed to be the pastor of the "Divine Church Of Fruitful Fornication and Eternal Inebriation". The couple received a number of pictures via email of wedding gifts from the invited guests, as well as having each of the guests sign entries in their wedding blog.

Soon the newlywed couple moved into a new chat room and settled in with a number of like minded friends. RideThisTexasCowboy was able to find employment as an enforcer for an internet "street gang" known as the DipshitScriptKiddies. Ride said that, although they have had no success thus far, the group had high hopes of someday finding a utility program that was actually capable of disconnecting, or "booting" as it's called, another Yahoo chat user.

Audrey started a modestly successful mail order company specializing in hard to find adult novelty items. She said her best selling item was based on one of her own designs which she fabricated from an 18" long double dildo, an old Salad Shooter, and an antique rocking chair. This reporter politely declined her generous offer of a live demonstration of the fiendish looking device.

Over the years the couple's love for one another grew, as did their cyber family. They "conceived" several cyber children, as well as adopting a used laptop computer. Things seemed to be going quite well for the happy couple until, as Audrey described it, the combination of an intermittent internet connection, along with her husbands infidelity, destroyed their marriage.

"My internet connection became rather unreliable and would sometimes disconnect me from my husband at, well, let's just say it would sometimes fail just as I was reaching a certain point of carnal satisfaction.", Mrs. Cybercam stated. "My husband, who was becoming increasingly frustrated by my ISP problems, began to go back to hanging out in some of his former chat rooms, and having numerous private conversations with other webcam equipped women...though he claimed these harlots were just friends.

By the time my ISP finally worked out the problems with my connection, and we were once again able to spend some quiet time together, my husband seemed to lose interest in me romantically. He would offer up various excuses, but I could tell by subtle changes in his text messages, as well as his shrinking font size, that these other women were showing him a lot more than he should have been looking at."

Audrey stated, "I finally had to face the fact that I had lost my man to the cyberwhores." She said she didn't think that things could ever be the same between them, so she decided to ask Ride for a divorce. After much discussion through their cyberlawyers in the room, they arrived at a mutually acceptable property settlement. Each would retain possession of their respective "buddy lists" and nicknames, and Audrey would have sole custody of the couple's cyber children.

RideThisTexasCowboy agreed to pay suitable amount of child support through a specially set-up PayPal account. Custody of the laptop was awarded to Mr. Cowboy, and he agreed to move out of the couple's regular chat room and move into a different room.

Ms. Cybercam lamented that the whole virtual experience had taken a substantial toll on her emotionally. "I'm sure that someday I might want to try again with someone new, but right now I think I need a break from chat.", she said. "Who knows", she went on, "maybe my former husband and I might someday be able to be friends again. But I haven't seen him since we split up, and I have no idea what rooms he hangs out in these days."

With a audible sigh, Audrey said "After all, I'd still like to know what he actually looks like.".